Sunday, December 03, 2006

Commercial Break

We take a break from regular programming to bring you this message:


Hello. I’m Bill the Cat. Have you been searching for the perfect snack to share with your feline friends?


I recommend Smart Puffs, the crispy cheesy taste cats (at least me, and I’m a cat) crave.

The wonderful musky smell...


The cylindrical cheesy goodness...


The delicate crunchy texture...



A purrrr-tastic delight! It’s the only thing that turns ME into a lap cat! Mmmm! I’ll think I’ll have just one more...

(Actual cat intake of cheese puffs was limited by prudent humans, but I swear it’s his favorite treat. We bond over bags of these "healthy" cheese puffs. One of senior Bill-cat’s many little quirks...)

4 comments:

e4 said...

Cheeze Puffs: Nature's(?) perfect(?) food(?)

Unknown said...

Are they really kitty treats? Looks like Bill really enjoys them.So where do you get them from?

Anonymous said...

Prairie Chick: I don't want to lead anyone astray. These are definitely people food (sold in natural food stores or sometimes big stores like Cub). For some reason, Bill REALLY likes anything cheesy (cheetos would do, but I don't buy those).

I'm not sure if they're very good for him, but a half-puff doesn't seem to hurt him... and he gets so excited, I can't resist. Ah, spoiled cats....

BurdockBoy said...

I've had those puffs. The same company also makes Pirate's Booty andTings which taste exactly like Smart Puffs. Strange.